Where do horses go when they get sick?
The horse-pital!

What did the horse say when it fell?
Help I've fallen and I can't giddyup!

What did the pony say when it called in sick?
Sorry, I'm a little horse!

Why did the horse need cough syrup?
He caught a colt.

Why was the young horse confused?
He wasn't foal-ly aware of what's going on.

What do horses care about most during an election?
A stable economy.

Why does nothing get done in a horse parliament?
They all vote neigh.

Why wouldn't that horse want to date that other horse?
He didn't want to be a-filly-ated with her.

What was the lady horse's favorite song?
Marey had a little lamb.

Why did the horse examine it's food before eating it?
It was a thorough bread.

Why did the pony get adopted?
His house wasn't stable.

Why do horses wear shoes?
Because they're behooven to.